
Yah! Who needs a watch when you can have a servant tell you the time. The servant needs the watch!~ Etiquette for Gentlemen; or, Short Rules and Reflections for Conduct in Society, by A Gentleman, 1847
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Yah! Who needs a watch when you can have a servant tell you the time. The servant needs the watch!~ Etiquette for Gentlemen; or, Short Rules and Reflections for Conduct in Society, by A Gentleman, 1847

HahahahahAhaha. Maybe that’s the Bruins problem this year. Blame the ice cream!~ The Whittier News, Whittier California, Wednesday August 23, 1911
I really want to know how they thought this would work.~ The House-Keeper’s Pocket-Book, And Compleat Family Cook: Containing Above Twelve Hundred Curious and Uncommon Receipts in Cookery, Preserving, Candying, Pastry, Pickling, Collaring, &c., by Mrs. Sarah Harrison, 1760
Try giving your bride one of these now days and you’re going to find it flying at you. 1926 was quite the chauvinistic erra.~ G.E.C. Bride’s Iron ad, 1954
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“No radio or television interference…either for you or your neighbors.”
How fortunate that they didn’t include scheduled poison. What about the unscheduled poisons?~ The Retail Druggist of Canada (1915)
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Apparently, this bit of advise has been missed by today’s youth.~ Correct Social Usage: a Course of Instruction in good Form, Style and Deportment, by Eighteen Distinguished Authors, 1906

Uhmmmmm no thanks!~ Mackenzie’s Ten Thousand Receipts, In All The Useful And Domestic Arts; Constituting A Complete And Practical Library, 1867
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Maybe that’s why we just had a recession??? It’s amazing what was commonly believed.~ The Sunday Morning Star, Wilmington DE; April 23, 1939
“Necking and petting can be blamed on the economic situation.”